As promised (and until I grow tired of the idea), here is the second of
my ongoing weekly installments of my own On Notice Board, a la Stephen
Colbert and The Colbert Report.  Yes, Boyd Howells has made the Top 5 for the second week in a row.  What a bugger, eh?

As for the others… damn the jerk(s) who tipped my brand new scooter over and scratched her rear end; watch out entertainment lawyers who take 2 week vacations in the middle of a major contract negotiation because you think it’s a great "tactic"; sleep with one eye open Dog, because you’re getting dangerously close to Springer’s demographic; Agassi, that was a shady tactic to announce your retirement BEFORE your last tourney just so that everybody would let you win at the U.S. Open; people with fauxhawks…shit or get off the pot–faux anything is lame; the colour teal is stuck in the early 90’s I’m afraid, and always will be; and pizza pops–always either too hot and burn my mouth, or too cold and taste like the eraser on the end of a pencil.  Good riddance!